Friday, January 28, 2005
Crystal Balls
Here's the rundown on last year's 2004 New Year Predictions from the Mongolian BBQ. Read 'em and weep.
Jen B: Patrick will shave his facial hair. Something tragic will happen on the Today show. Harry Potter will be molested by Michael Jackson. Commentary--Something tragic happens on the Today show every day...Katie Couric.
Jen H: Osama Bin Laden will be captured/killed. Bush will not be re-elected. Mark will have a new (and better paying) job. Commentary--Well Mark? Well Bush?
Johnny Fever B: The Pope will die...Again! We will get Osama Bin Laden. I will have a new job--and this time I mean it. I will finish at least one guitar. I will drive in at least 2 races, and our car will break at least once. The Broncos will win at least 2 playoff games. The Rockies will win 80+ games. Rush Limbaugh will uncover yet another left wing conspiracy. Commentary--Hello...What about the BABY??? (sub-commentary--Maybe the dingo ate your baby?)
Anne M: Anne will get published (something small). Summer will see a lot of rain and local flooding. Pat will buy a new car. Either Anne or Pat will break a bone. Anne and Pat will do the back yard. Commentary--What's wrong with my car?
Mark H: I will have a new job. Pope will die. Rocky G will comb out (sic). Commentary--What's wrong with the Pope?
OZ: John will fail to pay off $51 football pool bet. U.S. invades Granada--installs Carrot Top as puppet dictator. Back yard not entirely done yet, but close. John sports huge barbershop-style moustache. Commentary--All football pool obligations paid in full, moustache outlook is bleak...
Well, that's the news from last year. OK so no prophets in the group I guess. It's not too late! Send me your predictions for 2005. This time next year...you could be famous.
Regards.
Jen B: Patrick will shave his facial hair. Something tragic will happen on the Today show. Harry Potter will be molested by Michael Jackson. Commentary--Something tragic happens on the Today show every day...Katie Couric.
Jen H: Osama Bin Laden will be captured/killed. Bush will not be re-elected. Mark will have a new (and better paying) job. Commentary--Well Mark? Well Bush?
Johnny Fever B: The Pope will die...Again! We will get Osama Bin Laden. I will have a new job--and this time I mean it. I will finish at least one guitar. I will drive in at least 2 races, and our car will break at least once. The Broncos will win at least 2 playoff games. The Rockies will win 80+ games. Rush Limbaugh will uncover yet another left wing conspiracy. Commentary--Hello...What about the BABY??? (sub-commentary--Maybe the dingo ate your baby?)
Anne M: Anne will get published (something small). Summer will see a lot of rain and local flooding. Pat will buy a new car. Either Anne or Pat will break a bone. Anne and Pat will do the back yard. Commentary--What's wrong with my car?
Mark H: I will have a new job. Pope will die. Rocky G will comb out (sic). Commentary--What's wrong with the Pope?
OZ: John will fail to pay off $51 football pool bet. U.S. invades Granada--installs Carrot Top as puppet dictator. Back yard not entirely done yet, but close. John sports huge barbershop-style moustache. Commentary--All football pool obligations paid in full, moustache outlook is bleak...
Well, that's the news from last year. OK so no prophets in the group I guess. It's not too late! Send me your predictions for 2005. This time next year...you could be famous.
Regards.
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Thanks Anonymous. I have several more candidates yet to interview, but I'll definitely be in touch. And certainly, if I come across a position that looks like it's a good match for your, um, credentials...I'll let you know.
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