Saturday, February 05, 2005
Ten things not give for Valentine's Day
Love means never having to say your sorry. It can also mean several nights on the couch if you don't come through with the goods for V-Day. I've compiled this handy list of common gift mistakes for those of you who haven't done your shopping yet.
10. Make your own cheese kit
9. Perfume: “Rummy” a new fragrance by Donald Rumsfeld
8. DVD: Fatal Attraction
7. Lifetime Membership to the NRA
6. A venereal disease
5. Tickets to the musical Franklin Covey’s Seven Habits of Highly Successful People
4. Discount Plastic Surgery
3. Book: The Complete Dummies Guide to Sex
2. CD: Accordion Love Ballads
And the numero uno thing not to get your sweetie…
1. Dr Scholl’s medicated anti-fungal sport insoles
Additional suggestions? Post ‘em as comments below.
10. Make your own cheese kit
9. Perfume: “Rummy” a new fragrance by Donald Rumsfeld
8. DVD: Fatal Attraction
7. Lifetime Membership to the NRA
6. A venereal disease
5. Tickets to the musical Franklin Covey’s Seven Habits of Highly Successful People
4. Discount Plastic Surgery
3. Book: The Complete Dummies Guide to Sex
2. CD: Accordion Love Ballads
And the numero uno thing not to get your sweetie…
1. Dr Scholl’s medicated anti-fungal sport insoles
Additional suggestions? Post ‘em as comments below.
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GREAT site! I think I will link it.
Anyway, I'd recommend against an emergency bee sting kit. I once got one as a holiday present, and there was only so much fun a 10 year old kid who was NOT allergic to bee stings could have with the venom sucker.
Best wishes.
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Anyway, I'd recommend against an emergency bee sting kit. I once got one as a holiday present, and there was only so much fun a 10 year old kid who was NOT allergic to bee stings could have with the venom sucker.
Best wishes.
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