Saturday, February 12, 2005
Blog O'Theday
Sure, clicking the Next Blog button you might stumble across something entertaining--something enlightening--even something extraordinarily naughty. But for every blog of quality you'll have to sift through dozens of pages of vacation pictures from Berwyn, Il, extended suicide notes, blogs in French (Le Bloge), and Canadian college student posts about how they've cut class (Yet again! Can you believe it?) and how last night's pub crawl left them uncertain about their true feelings for Christopher and/or Tina.
At Monday Update we've already done the suffering for you.
With a name like Shamus, you know it's going to be good. Shamus O'Drunkahan Has Issues will resolve your relationship problems, restore your will to live, get you the notes from the classes you've missed, and help you find your soul mate--ridding yourself of that cheating skank/toad forever.*
I particularly recommend A Letter to Walt's Frozen Head and Our Museum Rots.
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At Monday Update we've already done the suffering for you.
With a name like Shamus, you know it's going to be good. Shamus O'Drunkahan Has Issues will resolve your relationship problems, restore your will to live, get you the notes from the classes you've missed, and help you find your soul mate--ridding yourself of that cheating skank/toad forever.*
I particularly recommend A Letter to Walt's Frozen Head and Our Museum Rots.
*Standard MOconnect linkage fees apply. Your account will automatically be billed at the standard $1 per laugh "mirth surcharge" rate. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to view further disclosures.
